First, a HELLO to everyone who ended up here as a result of googling any combination of "sex" and "The Rock." I know it happens, as evidenced by a post I did called "Mommy Porn," which remains one of my most viewed posts. I get the whole sex + The Rock thing, I do, and … Continue reading When I Maybe Had a Sex Dream About The Rock . . .
I know what you're thinking: this woman has finally lost her mind. But I kid you not. I invented Apple Pay. My friend Angela can vouch for me. For those of you still living in the dark ages (not judging - I love to visit there myself), with certain newer Apple devices you can set up … Continue reading Bold Statement of the Day- I Invented Apple Pay
Yesterday's Daily Prompt from the Daily Post read: Open your nearest book to page 82. Take the third full sentence on the page, and work it into a post somehow. I love prompts where you have to do random stuff like this. Since I am the self-proclaimed "Blogger Without a Cause," a rebel amongst the … Continue reading Daily Prompt (From Yesterday)- Page 82 Stress
This year for Christmas, JC got a Chia pet. Technically, it's a "Chia Gnome," but I like to call it a Chia Hobbit. Unlike Eugene the Elf, Chia Hobbit is not creepy and does not freak me out. He's a happy Hobbit who sits pleasantly in our kitchen, spreading luck and joy. My husband is … Continue reading I Married Mr. Miyagi
"Argh! Ahoy there me hearties!" - Captain Feathersword, The Wiggles. Not to be confused with Captain Phillips, starring Tom Hanks, an Academy Awards Best Picture nominee. Captain Phillips takes us back to 2009 and the Somali pirate hijacking of the Maersk Alabama, a United States cargo ship off the coast of Africa. My three word review: Exciting. … Continue reading Academy Awards Movie Madness- Captain Phillips
As always, we open with an irrelevantly relevant comment . . . Yesterday was Lincoln's birthday and a day off for me. Yay! Lincoln's birthday is one of the better holidays since everyone else in the country is at school or work. I used my "free day" to go to the movies to see Nebraska, an … Continue reading Academy Awards Movie Madness- Nebraska
It's that time of year again-- awards season! Each year I try to see each of the Academy Awards Best Picture Nominees. Last year I managed to see six out of nine of the nominees and blogged about them. Feel free to check out last year's posts if you are procrastinating or bored. They are … Continue reading Academy Awards Movie Madness- Dallas Buyers Club