Today I have excellent news to share! I'm going to be a published author! (Woot woot! *Happy dances* and simultaneously pops Tums). Limitless Publishing will be publishing my novel, The Love Square, hopefully this winter! I've already started edits and everyone there has been awesome dealing with me, the newbie author, who has no clue and eight … Continue reading Spreading Good Writerly News!
Month: September 2015
Today a couple of things happened that made me think I'm perhaps losing my mind. First, I left the van windows open all night (yes, the van The Rock tried to fit his extra long baguette into). Admittedly, it's not the first time that happened, but now JC can add "damp, mildewy, and dank" to … Continue reading Help! I Lost My Mind and Forgot Where I Put It!
First, a HELLO to everyone who ended up here as a result of googling any combination of "sex" and "The Rock." I know it happens, as evidenced by a post I did called "Mommy Porn," which remains one of my most viewed posts. I get the whole sex + The Rock thing, I do, and … Continue reading When I Maybe Had a Sex Dream About The Rock . . .
You all know how much I love a Daily Prompt. Today's is: You have to spend one day as or with your favorite fictional character. Which one would it be and what would you do? Gosh, the possibilities are endless. On one hand, I'd love to say Katniss or Tris, but I wouldn't want to be … Continue reading If I Were Olivia Pope . . .
A long, shrill, continuous beep . . . a flatline . . . Get the cart! Plug in the paddles! Rubs paddles together and places them on WOAW's metaphorical chest . . . All clear! Jess yells, as she shocks her blog alive. A quick blip . . . then another . . . LIFE! … Continue reading Back to the Blog- Summer Recap