Writing Prompt, Day 3!

Write something that revolves around movement.

Welcome to Day 3 of the Writing Prompt excitement. Something that revolves around movement…

Since the lockdown due to the pandemic, I’ve added a couple of new talents to my repertoire. First, I’ve become an expert bread-maker. I have a great no-knead recipe that comes out delicious every time. The family loves it.

But also, I’ve been running. I started on March 20th, with a couch-to-5K app called Fitness22. As of today, I have 66 runs. This may not sound like a big deal, but to me it’s huge. I’ve never been a runner. I have a somewhat diminished lung capacity due to surgery on that I had when I was a kid. But when the Coronavirus came around, I wanted to start building up my lungs and airways in defense and figured I’d give it a try.

I love the half-hour of running every other day. After working from home, being confined to the house and tethered to the laptop, the movement is therapeutic. Being outside, even with this New Jersey heat, is invigorating. When I’m able to finish the half hour of running/walking, I feel good about myself–physically exhausted, but accomplished.

Even though I have about 18 weeks of running experience now, I’m only on Week 3/Day 3 of the app’s program, and wow, do I struggle. But I don’t mind. I’m not in a race, I’m just trying to get myself to a healthier state of being.

Maybe someday I’ll get to the 5K, maybe not. Maybe when I have to go back to the office, or when winter rears its ugly head, I won’t be running as much. It doesn’t really matter. For now, I enjoy it, so I’ll keep it up as long as I can.

Thanks for reading! Be safe and see you tomorrow 🙂

Writing Prompt, Day 2!

“Pick an object from your room. Now describe it in as much detail as possible.” Not the most original writing prompt. I’ll roll with it though…

My gray hoodie is so thin, that if I hold it up to the light, I can see right through the threads. It’s the perfect summer cover-up for when the air conditioner is just a bit too cool. So light and soft, I can hardly feel it, but it does its job. The zipper is broken, the string is gone, and it’s barely holding itself together. I’m afraid to put it in the dryer because it’s become so delicate. But I love that “ratty hoodie,” as my husband calls it.

I also love it because it reminds me of a nice time. I bought it with my friend, Lana, from L.A. She’d just arrived in New Jersey and we’d taken a tourist-y detour through Hoboken before I’d drive her to her writing conference in Manhattan. We’d stopped by the train station, had some coffee and pastries, and then, when the weather turned bad, we ducked into the little shop on Washington Street. The shop was filled with racks jammed with clothes, and I bought the gray hoodie out of necessity, thinking it would be a one-time wear to keep me dry in the city. Little did I know it would turn into one of my favorite things. It’s just about a year old, and I’m afraid it won’t make it to two, but I’ll love that raggedy piece of cloth until it’s a pile of thread in my hands.

See how you can see the light through it?

Thanks for reading my boring post. Feel free to play along on your own blog or in the comments. See you tomorrow!

Three Things Post

A million years ago, I started to draft this post after lifting the idea from another blogger. Check out Essential Doctor Who, who hopefully doesn’t mind that I’m half a decade behind. I’m not sure anyone is interested in all of this information about me, but this seemed like a fun thing to do and I got to self-reflect a bit. Tagging anyone who wants to play along…

Three things about yourself

  1. I used to dance (ballet, tap, jazz)
  2. I’m 5’7″
  3. I hate shopping for myself.

Three things that scare you

  1. Climate change
  2. Flying
  3. Being alone in a public restroom

Three everyday essentials

  1. Coffee
  2. Water bottle
  3. Wallet, phone, keys…

Three favorite hobbies

  1. Reading
  2. Writing
  3. “Rithmetic” (KIDDING! I hate math). Watching T.V.

Three careers you’re considering/have considered

  1. Dancer on a cruise ship
  2. Author/Anything in publishing
  3. Movie Reviewer

Three books you’ve recently read

  1. Blood and Water, by Briana Morgan
  2. Her Rough Ride, by Heather Van Fleet
  3. Magic Restrained, by Coralie Moss

Three things you’re working on, writing wise

  1. Blogging (Hi!)
  2. Revising, proofing, and posting SNOWED IN
  3. Crafting tweets (come find me @jess_calla)

Three things you want to do before you die

  1. Cruise around the world
  2. Watch a female U.S. President being sworn in on Inauguration Day
  3. See an elephant in the wild

Three Celebrity Idols

  1. The Rock
  2. Beyonce
  3. Eddie Vedder

Three quotes

  1. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde
  2. “The way to know life is to love many things.” – Vincent Van Gogh
  3. “Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” – Theodore Roosevelt

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Best Shows I’ve Binged Lately (and Why You Should Watch Too!)

netflisAs I’ve mentioned, I’ve been watching a whole-lotta-stuff these days. Thought I’d take a moment to be helpful and share my experience. Below is a list of shows that I’ve watched recently on Netflix (and one on HBO) and reasons why you should watch them too (unless you’re a writer–in that case, STAY AWAY FROM THE TELLY and go write!).

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YOU (Netflix, One Season, Ten Episodes)

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Think Dexter meets Millennials. I loved this creepy story so much. My favorite thing about YOU was the main character, Joe, played by Penn Badgley. A perfect anti-villian, he’s the absolute worst. But he’s brilliant, handsome, and even though you want him to get caught, you still think that maybe he could be fun to hang with when he’s not being psycho (kind of like Dexter, right?).  I love how he manipulates social media to serve his sociopathic purposes, and of course, I love that he’s a book store guy. I also had major hair envy with Beck (Elizabeth Lail), Joe’s obsession. In fact, I tried to middle part my hair and make waves like hers when I finished watching YOU but it didn’t work so well. Bonus: JOHN STAMOS plays a therapist. Try YOU if you enjoy charmingly creepy villans and a show that will make you say, “oh no he didn’t!” out loud almost every episode.

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DEAD TO ME (Netflix, One Season, Ten Episodes)

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Possibly my favorite recent binge, I’ll start with this: Christina Applegate is Everything. Bold statement, I know, but it’s so true. Her character, Jen, is a widowed mom. She’s losing her shit so she goes to a widow support group and meets Judy (Linda Cardellini) and they become friends. I don’t want to give the show away, but their relationship is interesting, to say the least. My favorite Jen/Christina Applegate moment is in Episode 6 (called “Oh My God”) when Jen’s son is in the school play. Jen’s stressed and her life is messy, but she’s out in the audience with Judy watching her son, her shining star, belting out “Greatest Love of All” with his chorus group. Then, in the middle of the song, her son stops singing and starts freaking out at people, and runs off the stage. Everyone’s in shock and Jen just lowers her head to her hand and mutters, “Oh fuck me.” Three words– perfectly executed. It was such an anti-Facebook Mom Moment and still makes me snort-laugh thinking about it. Trust me, it’s hilarious even if I can’t do it justice here. Christina’s so good in DEAD TO ME, that she has an Emmy nod to prove it (Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series). The show is awesome. Watch this, please.

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TRINKETS (Netflix, One Season, Ten Episodes)

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TRINKETS was a thoughtful, fun, young adult watch. Elodie (Brianna Hildebrand) is a high school student–reserved, quiet, shy, a bit awkward–forced to relocate to Portland after her mom dies to live with her dad and his new family. Elodie takes comfort in shoplifting (thus, collecting “trinkets”) and is forced into a support group to stop. Turns out, two other girls from her high school are there, too:  the hot, popular girl, Tabitha (Quintessa Swindell), and the cool, casual chick, Moe (Kiana Madiera). These three seem quite different, but they each have problems that they are dealing with as they form an unlikely bond. I loved so many things about this show. First, that these three became close during meetings, but still acted like they didn’t know each other at school. Just seemed real to me. Also, it’s kind of brave in that none of the characters is perfect, and the writers let them make dumb kid mistakes. As a mom myself, I wanted to yell at these kids more than once. Probably the coolest thing about TRINKETS, though, is that it takes place in, and was filmed in, Portland. The setting seems to take on the life of a character, too. If you’re interested in a YA, high school drama, give TRINKETS a try!

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RUSSIAN DOLL (Netflix, One Season, Eight Episodes)

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I’ll admit, this show took a minute to win me over. First off, the marketing is weird and I hate the title. But Amy Poehler was involved and once I started watching, the show is actually awesome. It’s like a younger, single, hipper, city-version of the movie Groundhog Day, but instead of the day repeating every morning, the day starts over whenever Nadia (Natasha Lyonne) is about to die. Nadia’s attitude each day during the restart (the restart being at her birthday party) made me lol. Natasha Lyonne plays Nadia perfectly. Her character is gruff, has that throaty, Broadway voice, and is brutally honest, intelligent, and quick-witted. She’s probably one of my favorite female characters ever. When she finds Alan (Charlie Barnett), who’s pretty much her polar opposite but who is going through the same repeat of time, the depth and heart of this dark comedy triples. Wasn’t thrilled with the ending, but there’s going to be a Season 2, and I’m completely on board for that!

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CHERNOBYL (HBO mini-series, Five Episodes)

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Switching gears with a shoutout to HBO and a non-fiction, smarty pants watch. CHERNOBYL is a docu-fictionary, I guess (?) about the nuclear disaster that took place in the 80’s. Don’t worry that you are too dumb to watch this. I thought for sure that I’d never be able to follow, but it’s so well done and perfectly executed that I watched it twice. The writers managed to balance out the science and politics of the situation with the personal side, so that it never became too technical. Mostly, my interest in the show was revisiting the international climate of that era. I couldn’t believe the nonsense that went on in the Soviet Union when all this was happening. Lord almighty, this will aggravate you as much as it educates you. WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT is a question you will yell at your screen. I appreciated CHERNOBYL because it reminded me why I am lucky to be American.

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OUTLANDER (Netflix, Two Seasons available, 29 Episodes)

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Confession: I’m on round two with OUTLANDER. But I have to admit that the second time watching is a charm, mostly because I know the characters and have a grip on the historical background and what’s going on. Above, I declared that Christina Applegate is Everything. I’m going to add that Best Male Version of Everything goes to Jamie Fraser (Sam Heughan). A Scottish Highlander in a kilt… a love story… a beautiful setting… war stuff… a touch of time-traveling magic… a pretty lady with dresses… Come on, why wouldn’t you watch this? Get on it, people.

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GILMORE GIRLS (Netflix, Seven Seasons, Gazillion Episodes)

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I know I’m late to the game here, like NINETEEN YEARS late (the first episode aired in 2000), but I haven’t wanted to be a character as much as I wanted to be Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham) since I fell in love with Nancy Botwin in Weeds. I’ve only watched the first season so far, but to me, Lorelai is like the clean, sane, small-town and law-abiding version of Nancy. She’s raising her daughter, Rory (Alexis Bledel), in Stars Hollow, a perfect little Connecticut town full of quirky characters. Lorelai has issues with her wealthy parents, who still can’t get over the fact that Lorelai had a baby at sixteen, and was able to support herself by working her way up from a cleaning lady to the manager of the Inn. Rory, who herself is sixteen in Season One, has issues at her new fancy private high school (that Lorelai’s parents are paying for). In addition to her parent issues, Lorelai has a flirty thing happening with her coffee dealer, a handsome diner owner named Luke, and a fun friendship with the Inn’s chef, Sookie (Melissa McCarthy). She also has great work outfits and is gorgeous. What’s not to love about a small-town, network drama, with quick dialogue and lots of heart? I’d comp this to Friday Night Lights, I think.

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And there you have it! Now go pick something to watch and let me know what you think! Also, I’d be happy to take your suggestions of what to watch next. As always, thanks for reading and for hanging out with me here on WOAW!

 

 

My 200th Blog Post!

Yeah, yeah so I know I’ve had this blog since January of 2013, and in six-plus years I should probably have more than 200 posts but I have excuses, okay? The two biggest ones are asleep upstairs as I type this.

Excuse 1 and Excuse 2

The third excuse is sitting next to me…

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Basically, I have 200 excuses for only having 200 blog posts over more than half a decade, but I’ll stop there. In fact, I’m not even sure that this IS my 200th post because behind-the-scenes WordPress looks all fancy these days, and I could be reading the dashboard incorrectly. But in the interest of curing writer’s block and because, hey, at least I’m showing up at the laptop tonight, I’m going to go for it.

My exciting post today is about nothing. Seinfeld did a whole series about nothing so I’m doing a post about nothing. Aren’t you glad you stopped by?

Seriously, though, I googled “200” to see if I could fashion a post of sorts and found the Wikipedia page for 200 (number).

Here are some interesting facts.

Remember Monopoly? $200 for passing Go. I wish a banker would give me $200 for every time I make it around my block, just sayin’.

Have you had bloodwork lately? According to Wikipedia, for a lower risk of heart disease your cholesterol should be under… wait for it… 200! Mine is 154 woop woop! (*drops mic and shows attitude, *pulls herself together and picks up mic, *carries on).

Any NASCAR Cup Series fans? Guess who won 200 races?

I’ll let you think for a second…

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Answer: Richard Petty.

What’s that? You want more facts about the number 200? What about a motorcycle race in Northern Ireland called the North West 200? Or that there’s a 200 value euro note ($221 USD)?

For you math nerds, 200 appears in the “Padovan sequence,” is the “smallest base 10 unprimeable number,” and is a “Harshad number.” Have fun with that if you so wish. Simply typing that sentence gave me an eye twitch.

And now, I have to go amend the Wikipedia page to add that WOAW reached its 200th post on August 22, 2019! Kidding, I won’t do that. But thanks for hanging around with me. Here’s to 200 more!

Publishing, Rejections, and Writing is Weird

Being a writer is a weird thing. Some days, weeks, months, you seem to have it all together and everything is flowing. Words, marketing, tweets, posts. Other times, you open the laptop and stare at it until your head starts to bob because you’re falling asleep.

When things are going great, whoopee! Those are the moments when you’re tempted to quit your day job and write the Great American Novel. You’re motivated and encouraged, and all around a happier person.

But the other times, when you’re kind of feeling depressed and in the dumps, the words don’t seem to make sentences. Your internet history is a dance between Netflix and Amazon Prime, instead of the usual weird novel research inquiries (What is the study of butterflies? How much money do famous YouTubers make? Answers: lepidopterology, and a lot.)

I’ve been wallowing in the world of bingeworthy shows for a couple of months now. Series, movies, comedy specials–you name it, I’ve probably watched it. (Note: How can I go about getting a job at Netflix? I mean, may as well, right? I’m on their site enough. Currently binge-ing Gilmore Girls and Outlander.)

The stuff I’ve watched is great. But when I’m not writing, it affects my entire sense of self. Dramatic? Maybe. Ask any writer and I’m sure they’ll agree.

Then it dawned on me that I have my space here. My safe little corner of the interwebs, where I don’t have to write long novels and figure out plots and commas and sentences. I can just vent (and use words like “just”), and write as horribly as I am capable. You’ll all love me still, right?

But I’ll admit, Blogtropolis, that blog posts aren’t as easy as 1-2-3 either.  I literally have 42 draft blogs that I’ve never posted. Why? Because… I have no idea. I draft them and then convince myself they are boring and don’t post them.

And now look–I’ve written 323 words and haven’t even gotten to the point of this post (loyal WOAW readers know that’s sometimes a problem with me–staying focused).

FOCUSING in three … two …

My point: I’m here to cure my writer’s block. So, hi! Thank you for letting me use you. I may hang around here for a while and reacquaint myself with the WordPress and blogging world. Hope that’s okay.

Onto today’s topic: I’d like to tell you a little about MAPLE SUMMER WALLACE. I don’t pimp my books here on WOAW, and in that regard, I’ll tell you a secret: DON’T BUY THIS BOOK… it’s going to be free in ebook form in a couple of weeks and you can pick it up then. [However, if you are interested, you can check out my author website jessicacalla.com to sign up for my newsletter and I’ll send you an email when the freebie sale starts.]

Seriously, I just needed something to write about.maplesummerwallace-calla-ebookweb

I’m proud of each and every book I’ve written– published and unpublished, short or long. But MAPLE SUMMER WALLACE, and her three-year, crooked way of getting out into the world is special to me.

Writing Maple (No spoilers!)

The idea for MSW spurned from a thought about what someone would do if they found out they only had six months to live. Simple concept, right? The idea nagged at me until it was time to seriously consider that there was a story there.

I knew the story would be about a woman, and that it would be a younger woman because as a writer I lean toward that age group (I am branching out to older characters recently). I also figured that she’d have to have money to be able to do anything. A lot (all?) of my books have some connection to NYC, so she’d be from there.

So I had a wealthy city girl, with six months to live. What was she dying from? Didn’t matter. In fact, I never specify in the book. It’s sort of a made up blood disease (yay, fiction!). What she would do with those six months was what really mattered.

I named her Maple after a girl I worked with in college at a five-and-dime store. There’s no way in hell the real Maple would ever remember me, but I remember that she was a local resident in high school, had red hair, and this fun name. She stuck with me. What can I say?

My Maple would be a college senior and a hot blonde. I wanted her to be alone with no support system (they say to torture your characters, so yeah, she has a tragic past). I also kind of wanted her to be an unlikeable bitch. As a writer, I was interested in a character arc of “bad” to “good.” “Unlikeable” to “likeable.” In fact, if you’ve read Maple and think she’s mean in this version, you should have seen my Chapter One about ten drafts ago.

Next, I needed a plot to facilitate Maple’s inner change. My first idea was to have Maple take this epic adventure across the country, driving from coast-to-coast and learning from different people. My problem with that was the time in the car. With six months to live and a crapload of money, why wouldn’t she simply fly? Maybe she was afraid of flying? I tried to work with it, but it wasn’t working at all.

I went back to the basics. Coincidentally, I’d signed up for Steve Alcorn’s Novel Writing Workshop, which I’d bought with a Groupon. Signing up for that felt beneath me (I was a published author after all, la-dee-dah), but I have to say, it was one of the best decisions I’ve made in my writing life. I took notes on each workshop lesson in a grey Moleskine notebook, and to this day, that notebook is my writing bible. When I’m lost with a story, I go back to my notes and those basics and find my way.

After reviewing my notes for Maple, I did a big facepalm. I couldn’t have a story with a protagonist only. I needed her to be with people, for dialogue, for action. But Maple was a loner. What to do, what to do?

At first, I thought I’d have Maple driving off campus and seeing her one college acquaintance in a bad state. Maybe Maple would pick her up and find out she’d done something criminal, and they’d have a Thelma and Louise-type adventure. But I also wanted the characters to have a rich history.

That’s where the idea for Ronni came about. Anyway, I don’t want to spoil the book, but basically, Ronni and Maple have this adventure, picking up a hot detective along the way (in my mind, Michael is Joe Manganiello, don’t @ me), and there’s a family history, an adventure, and a bit of spirituality, I hope.

Anyhoo… I wrote the book. My mom, who was happy to get her hands on my first non-romance attempt, read it and gave me some suggestions. She wanted Maple to be a stronger, deeper, richer character. She helped me with the villains. She made notes in the margins. I loved the experience of working on the draft with her.

Querying Maple

On March 17, 2016, I wrote a tweet about Maple’s story for #PitMad, a Twitter pitch party for agents to see authors’ pitches and hopefully want to represent their books. My tweet said:

22 yo Maple has 6 mo left to live, a dead body (& guilty housekeeper) in her penthouse, & a hot investigator on her trail. Ugh! 

A wonderful agent asked me to send sample pages based on the tweet. Guess what I sent? A half-drafted email riddled with typos and no attachments! By accident of course. Lesson learned: Don’t put the email address in the “To” field until you are ready to send the damn email. Luckily, because she’s awesome, she understood and wasn’t a jerkwad about the mishap (and I apologized profusely).

The agent loved Maple, and ultimately, I signed with her. She helped me tremendously with revising the book, suggested I soften Maple just a touch, and then she subbed the manuscript to some big houses.

The rejections came rolling in…

I really liked the way this story swept you up and took off running right from page one – the pacing is great. That being said, I confess that I found Maple’s voice a bit off-putting – a little TOO spoiled, and difficult to relate to. For this reason, I must unfortunately pass on pursuing this project…
Thank you so much for sending this to me. This plot is right up my alley, but unfortunately I didn’t connect with the characters the way I’d hoped to.
I have decided to pass on MAPLE SUMMER WALLACE.  In spite of its merits, I just wasn’t won over by the narrative; I’m sorry.
Thank you for sending over MAPLE SUMMER WALLACE for my review and for your patience with my response. I enjoyed how action-packed this manuscript was from the get-go– there was never a dull moment where we were waiting for the next thing to happen, which goes a long way toward keeping a reader engaged. The quick progression of events kept the novel feeling perfectly paced as well, which I really liked. However, I found the lighter, more airy tone of the novel a bit incongruous when paired with the subject matter–in many instances, it seemed like the characters didn’t take their situation seriously, as though they were a bit detached from what was going on around them, so it was difficult for me as a reader to invest in the story when it felt like the characters themselves weren’t! As such, this is going to be a pass.
The writing is fine here, but I worry that it’s a little hard to connect with the story. Right off the bat we’ve got Maple with only six months to live,  [*spoiler removed… *]. Whew!  It almost reads as if the book has been opened up to the middle, without some kind of character development or story history.   I worry that there isn’t enough of a larger hook to position on – it’s hard to tell if it’s women’s fiction, thriller, etc.

[Tangent: Why am I sharing these with you when they may make you NOT want to read the book? I’ll tell you why. Because since Maple has been published (see below), I’ve received wonderful reviews for the story. I’m proud that the story has touched people the way it has, and I’m so glad that I didn’t let these rejections get to me. If you are a writer, and you believe in your book, I hope that you take your rejections with a grain of salt. Every reader is different–some will like your book and some won’t. Editors can enjoy your book but reject it for any number of reasons. It doesn’t mean that the book is bad or that you have no talent. Thank you for attending my TED talk… now back to our regularly-scheduled post.]

Continuing… My agent was ready to do a second round of submissions to different publishers, but then life happened and she switched agencies. She invited Maple and me along, but I decided not to go for various reasons, none that had to do with her or her representation.

This was the end of 2016.

Publishing Maple

Maple lived in my laptop while I worked on other things. In Spring of 2017, the third book of my New Adult series, SHE WANTS IT ALL, released with the small press I’d contracted with to publish the series, and I was busy drafting the fourth and final book of the series.

My mom got sick. I spent a great deal of the summer of 2017 with her. She died in September.

When I was back to writing, I remembered my mom’s help with Maple, and I was angry with myself that I hadn’t published Maple before she died. During the end of 2017, I hired my beloved friend and editor, Erin, to help work on prepping Maple for a summer of 2018 release.

Then, in early 2018, the small press publisher of my New Adult series closed. For reasons, I shelved Maple, and worked on self-publishing the New Adult series, teaching myself about indie publishing, and staying busy with that.

In 2018, besides self-pubbing the NA series, I wrote two short stories that were published in small press anthologies, and then a holiday novella. I also started working on a new NA series, the Mill Street series.

Going into 2019, I thought I could take on the self-publishing world, and remembered that Maple had been edited, and was basically ready to publish. It certainly wasn’t doing anything in my drafts folder and I had no plans to query it to agents again. With a couple of tweaks and a cover, I decided to publish the book myself in April of this year, because why not? The first two books of the Mill Street series followed in June and July.

Reading that exhausts me. I have no idea how I did any of it. Since then, though, I’m not sure what to do about publishing. Honestly, I can’t say self-publishing is the right path for me. I’m just not that good at selling books, a fact which I freely admit. But lately, I can’t seem to write anything either. I started a cozy mystery. I started a stand-alone romance. But I sort of feel like I’ve lost steam.

I don’t know why. Maybe I’ve done all I came to do in the Jessica Calla publishing world. Maybe getting Maple out as a tribute to my mom was the end of it all for me. Maybe it’s time for a change of pace. I’m excited for the few mentoring projects on my agenda for September. I’ve been told that I’m a good critique/reader/mentor for authors. Maybe the skills I’ve gained and knowledge I’ve acquired should be used for that–helping others.

All I know for sure is that, despite the industry rejections, I’m happy that readers seem to love Maple. And I’m so glad that it’s out in the world, and not living in my laptop!

If you’re still awake, I appreciate your efforts to get through this post. Thanks for reading, and for always welcoming me back to the WordPress world!

Delving into Audio: Babble and a List

I miss utilizing my space here on WOAW, and I’m sure many of you were shocked to find this post in your inbox. THIS IS NOT SPAM! HELLLOOOOO great blogging abyss!

I’ve been away from here while I publish romance novels, raise the little beasts (who are now bigger beasts), rock the cubicle life at the day job, and read-read-read like a boss. I’ve been thinking about revisiting blogging for a bunch of reasons, mostly having to do with the author-slash-publishing world being so frustrating crazy ass hard impossible difficult to navigate challenging. Still giving it a shot on that side of the world, but here, at WOAW, in the words of Frank Sinatra, I get to do it my way.

Tonight, I’d like to focus on my reading life, which also relates to cubicle life in this instance.

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My Cubicle of Death, which I so lovingly like to call it, touches five other cubicles (NOTE: My cube looks nothing like this awesome hipster office space). One of the cubicles touching mine belongs to Loud Guy. Loud Guy is a very nice man who is passionate about his job, who’s forced to be on the phone all day, and who has volume control issues.

Everyone around Loud Guy plugs into some sort of earphone device, because everyone has crap to do and nobody wants to tell Loud Guy that he’s Loud. Don’t judge. Office politics can be tricky…

Personally, I don’t like having ear device things. I like being able to hear. Maybe it’s a result of being a mama beast to the aforementioned child beasts, I don’t know. Music is great, but with ear device things I just want to sing along, and I’m a horrific vocalist.

(ANOTHER NOTE: As you see, I’m still wandering off topic after all these years of blogging… Back to the point, Jess…)

Then it dawned on me. Why not kill two birds with one stone? I always look for more time to read, so why not join the cool kids and give Audiobooks a try? They seem to be growing in popularity and, as a fledgling author, I should stay on top of these things.

Since I’m not on the best terms with the library for the free stuff and would need to take out a loan to pay them off at this point (shhh, I blame the child beasts), I signed up for Audible. After five minutes of listening to my first audiobook at work, it was clear that I didn’t have the auditory staying power to focus on a novel. I even tried listening in the car, but the kind of books I’m audible-ing aren’t appropriate for the little beasts’ ears. So I gave up somewhere in the middle of ROOMHATE by Penelope Ward.

Then, the bastards at Audible sent me a coupon promo that I couldn’t resist and I signed up again, hoarding the credits they offered. Frankly, I also wanted to finish ROOMHATE (Seriously, look at this cover… OF COURSE I needed to read this. Link to Goodreads page in caption).

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On a mission to figure out how to focus on audiobooks, I downloaded a few favorites that I thought I could “train” myself to listen to. Books that I already knew the characters and plots, so that if I zoned out a little I wouldn’t be completely lost.

One that I downloaded was GONE WITH THE WIND. People. GWTW is a FORTY-EIGHT HOUR Audiobook! I could watch the movie TWELVE TIMES in 48 hours! But I have to admit that even though I’m only in Chapter Two, it’s a good listen (that will take me, oh, a decade to get through).

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After listening to a handful of books that I was already familiar with (VISION IN WHITE by Nora Roberts, BEAUTIFUL DISASTER by Jamie McGuire, LOVE BY THE SLICE by Heather Young-Nichols, and BIRTH OF AN AMERICAN GIGOLO by Deek Rhew), eventually I finished ROOMHATE. I was adjusting to being a good listener, and was able to work and NOT hear Loud Guy.

I’m not sure I’ll stick with audio though, and since I know you’re dying to find out why, here’s my list of reasons:

  •  Time. I read fast, and listening seems to take forever. Sometimes I feel like I’ve been listening for years and realize I’m only on Chapter 5. I think that with reading, I’ve learned to skim over certain parts, and audio does not allow you to do that. You can skip ahead 30 seconds in audio, but it’s not the same. I go too far ahead or not far enough, and I lose focus fishing around to get to the right spot.
  • It’s expensive. Honestly, if I didn’t have the coupon, I probably wouldn’t want to pay the monthly fee. Isn’t it enough, Audible, that I’m buying the audiobook? Why do I have to pay you a monthly fee for the honor of purchasing stuff? (For those of you tsking at me because of my library issues, I know and you’re right. When I win the Powerball, I’ll definitely settle my tab there).
  • Narration arghhh. This is the big one for me and could be split into two subsections.
    • First, when I read, I have a certain tone in my head for the dialogue and narration can throw it all off. For example, in ROOMHATE (go ahead and take a moment to go look at the cover again… I’ll wait… sigh…), the narrator read the guy as being douchey, whereas if I read the words, he’d be more flirty. Huge difference to how I’m going to feel about the book and the happily ever after in the end. Does that make sense?
      • For example, take a sentence like: “You’re such an assh*le.” (My words, not Penelope Ward’s). I may read that like, “You’re SUCH an assh*le.” Whereas a narrator may say it like, “You’re such an ASSH*LE.” Go ahead, say them aloud and hear the difference. The former *could* be interpreted as more playful than the latter.
    • Second, I cannot seem to get into women doing the men’s voices, like, at all. I have yet to hear one that works for me (besides, possibly, Rhew’s BIRTH OF AN AMERICAN GIGOLO where the narrator does a great accent for Dios). I love the dual point of view books where there are two narrators, a male reader for the male POV chapters, and a female reader for the female POV chapters, but within those chapters, I hate when the female does the male’s dialogue. Why are the ladies making the men sound so nasally? Or slurring? Or worse, like they are twelve years old and a Little Rascal? Or like they are zombies or creepers?
  • Logistics. I can’t go back to my favorite pages and read them a million times when I’m listening. Maybe I can, but I don’t know how. Can you bookmark an audiobook? Also, if I buy a book on Audible, why can’t I have the ebook too? That only seems fair. This way I can highlight my favorite parts, quote them, etc.

That all being said, I still have six Audible credits banked and a fairly long plane trip coming up in two weeks, so I’ll stick with it. Currently, I’m listening to REBEL HEIR by Vi Keeland and the aforementioned Penelope Ward, and loving it.

So tell me: Do you like audiobooks? Which are your favorite? Am I doing it wrong? How do I gain back the trust of my town librarians!? If you have any advice or stories regarding your own audio experiences, comments are always open.

As always, thanks for reading and have a nice night!

When Good Things Happen…

Sometimes good things happen to good people. I know, I know… it’s hard to believe. Well, sit back, Blogtropolis, and let me tell you a little story…

I work with a lady, let’s call her Terry. Terry has worked in my office for a million years, since she was a teenager (she’s in her 50’s now). Every morning I walk by her desk and say good morning, and if I forget she hunts me down. “How can I start my day without your good morning, Jessica?” she asks.

Terry is one of those people who never says a bad word about anyone. She’s never out sick. She’s always at her desk and never complains. Before work, she has a job as a caregiver for elderly people, for which she goes to peoples’ houses and makes sure they are ready for their day. After work she goes to school and is working toward a certification to become a  drug abuse counselor. She also has a big family who she takes care of and who love her to pieces.

Terry’s just genuinely nice and wants to do good in the world. She’s also happy. And sweet. How many people do you actually know like that? Probably not too many.

There’s one thing that Terry loves before all else. The Dallas Cowboys.

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Her cubicle is covered, COVERED in Cowboys garb. She has pictures, calendars, blankets, bobbleheads, the schedule, the roster, stuffed Cowboy toys. My God, anything the Cowboys have put out there, she has at least one of. In fact, I once got a bandaid from her…it was a Cowboys bandaid.

She’s serious about her team, people. So serious that she flies to games a couple of times per season, by herself if she can’t find a travel buddy, to see her team play. So serious that she booked a room and flight to Houston for the Super Bowl mid-season, “just in case.” Did she have a ticket to the Big Game? No.

“Terry,” I said. “What if the Cowboys don’t make it to the Super Bowl? Or worse, what if they do and you can’t get a ticket?”

She smiled and looked up at me (she’s short). “Well, then I’ll enjoy being in Houston and around football fans.”

So there you go. That’s the backstory. Now, onto the real story.

Terry had tickets for the Cowboys game the day after Christmas- Lions vs. Cowboys. She goes to the Philly airport to fly to Dallas and checks in at the gate. She tells the airline employee her name: Terry Wayne (not her real name).

“Oh,” says airline lady, “you already checked in.”

Obviously she hadn’t. So the airline lady tapped the screen a bit, chalked it up to a mishap, and let her through. Terry being Terry didn’t worry. She just shrugged and boarded.

When she got to her seat, someone was sitting in it. Terry says, “Excuse me, I think you’re in my seat.”

The lady says, “Let me guess. You’re Terry Wayne.”

Terry says, “Um, yes. How do you know?”

She says, “Because I’m Terry Wayne, too!”

They have a good laugh, discussing the chances of two people with a not-so-common name ending up on the same flight. My Terry gets re-seated by the stewardess and off she goes to Dallas.

After they land, My Terry goes to the baggage claim and sees Other Terry waiting for her bags. Being as friendly and outgoing as she is, she figures she’ll go say hi. They strike up a conversation, and my guess is that Other Terry quickly realized the awesomeness of My Terry.

They discuss their travel plans. Other Terry tells My Terry that she was home for the holidays, but recently started a new job in Dallas and had to get back for work.

Guess who Other Terry works for?

THE. DALLAS. COWBOYS. Front office stuff.

My Terry tells her that she’s the hugest fan, shows her some of her merchandise, and explains that she’s in Dallas for the Lions game. She and Other Terry talk up a storm. By the end of their conversation, Other Terry had friended her on Facebook and offered to hook her up with seats for whenever she wants to see her favorite team play.

I could stop the story right there. How cool is it that of all the planes, in all the world… two Terry Wayne’s meet. Other Terry working for My Terry’s favorite team is the icing on the cake.

But there’s more. Remember that trip My Terry had booked?

Excited for her upcoming visit to Houston, she thought, “What the heck?” and sent Other Terry a Facebook message. “I know our team’s not playing but is there any way you can hook me up with a ticket?”

And guess what? Other Terry did! My Terry got to go to Super Bowl– not any Super Bowl, but one of the best Super Bowls in history! You know what she wore? Head-to-toe Dallas garb, God bless her. Not only did she go to the game, but she met a nice couple in her hotel who gave her a ride to the stadium and invited her to their catered, crazy after-party. It’s just how she is. She attracts people.

Yesterday she gave me a play-by-play of her trip, the game, security, her seat, the fans, Gaga, everything. Even though her beloved Cowboys weren’t in the game, her face lit up like a kid at Christmas as she told me about her good time.

Being a regular person football fan, getting to a Super Bowl is a dream. Something for the Bucket List. I was so happy Terry got to go. While some may say this is all just dumb luck, I think it’s a case of karma finally coming around in the right ways. Put good things out there into the universe, and good things will return to you.

Now I only hope that next year she gets to go to the big game again, maybe to see her Cowboys win it all.

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Happy Blog-iversary WOAW!

In January of 2013, I started this blog and wrote a post. I hit “publish” even though I had zero followers and hadn’t invited anyone to read it. Here’s part of what I wrote:

I don’t know where my ideas will come from, or if I will ever even have another one, never mind a decent one. I’m sort of winging it here. My hope is that these words I’m waiting on will magically reveal themselves to me and I’ll have something to share.

For three years I’ve been on and off with Waiting on a Word. This will be my 193rd post, which may sound like a lot, but some bloggers do that in way less time. I’ve been sporadic. I’ve had months where I’ve posted multiple times a week, and times when I’ve gone on months-long hiatuses.

Through it all, I love this blog. I love having my own little corner of the interwebs. I love looking back on my old posts–sometimes cringing but mostly smiling–to relive certain events (like here when my little M. was in the school play; and here about seeing Pearl Jam live), or to see my attempts at fiction (like here when I wrote a little YA snippet), or to remember my mindset at a certain time (like here when I wrote about feeling in a rut). Sometimes I joke around (like here when I wrote about recasting “The Love Boat”) and sometimes I’m serious (like here when I wrote about having a special needs child).

I don’t always know what to write in this space, and sometimes that stresses me out. But I know it’s always waiting on my words for when I’m ready.

So, thanks for letting me share my writing corner and for taking the time to read my posts. Go ahead! Indulge in a piece of blog-iversary cake in honor of WOAW. You deserve it!

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Happy 3rd Birthday, WOAW! (This is me, Jess).

Have a great rest of your Sunday. 🙂

Fun “Friends” Trivia- Answers Post

Okay everyone! Just a quick post with Friends Trivia Answers!

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Let’s see how you did:

  1. What are Rachel’s sisters’ names? Jill and Amy Bonus: Who played them? Reese Witherspoon (Jill) and Christina Applegate (Amy)
  2. What song does Monica sing when she performs karaoke at Mike’s bar? Tanya Tucker’s Delta Dawn
  3. At which University is Ross a professor? NYU
  4. What actor plays Monica’s boyfriend Richard? Tom Selleck
  5. What is the name of the T.V. show that Joey stars in with a robot? Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
  6. Which actress plays Phoebe’s birth mom (think Montauk)? Teri Garr
  7. Chandler was trapped in an ATM vestibule. Who was with him? Jill Goodacre
  8. What was Monica’s nickname when she played field hockey? “Big Fat Goalie”
  9. What do Monica’s parents call her? “Har-Monica”
  10. Who did Joey play on Days of our Lives and what was his fate? Dr. Drake Ramorey. He fell down an elevator shaft.
  11. What does WENUS stand for? Weekly Estimated Net Usage System (or Statistics- it changes during the series).
  12. What’s Joey’s favorite food? “Sandwiches”
  13. Which zoo does Marcel get into? San Diego
  14. What was the name of the man who lived under the girls’ apartment? Mr. Heckles
  15. Why was Chandler put in the box? To show Joey how sorry he is for kissing Cathy, Joey’s girlfriend
  16. Who did Ross meet when he went to China, and what did he plan on buying with that person? Ross meets Julie in China and they plan on buying a cat together.
  17. Who played Phoebe’s brother? Giovanni Ribisi
  18. What song does Ross sing to baby Emma to make her laugh? Baby Got Back, by Sir Mix-A-Lot
  19. Which character has a third nipple? Chandler (he calls it a “nubbin”)
  20. What song does Ross dedicate to Rachel on the radio? With or Without You, by U2.

I hope you enjoyed taking this trip down memory lane! How’d you do?

Have a great rest of your Sunday. Thanks for playing along 🙂

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