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Help! I Lost My Mind and Forgot Where I Put It!
Today a couple of things happened that made me think I’m perhaps losing my mind. First, I left the van windows open all night (yes, the van The Rock tried to fit his extra long baguette into). Admittedly, it’s not the first time that happened, but now JC can add “damp, mildewy, and dank” to Continue reading
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When I Maybe Had a Sex Dream About The Rock . . .
First, a HELLO to everyone who ended up here as a result of googling any combination of “sex” and “The Rock.” I know it happens, as evidenced by a post I did called “Mommy Porn,” which remains one of my most viewed posts. I get the whole sex + The Rock thing, I do, and Continue reading
